Freeman's Mind： Episode 12-8alyPGvqhoE.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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All right. I've figured it out.

#300:00:09.820→00:00:11.294

You guys are zombies.

#400:00:11.294→00:00:14.643

Not the horror movie kind, but the honest-to-God voodoo kind.

#500:00:14.643→00:00:18.234

Somebody resurrected you from the dead and he's on his lunch break or something

#600:00:18.234→00:00:21.891

so that's why you're just standing here next to all these lasers and guns.

#700:00:21.891→00:00:26.558

I can't help you guys because your brains are being controlled by somebody else.

#800:00:26.558→00:00:28.727

Oh, yeah, see, there's your master up there.

#900:00:28.727→00:00:31.569

I should go talk to him. Maybe I can buy one of you off him.

#1000:00:31.569→00:00:33.525

You could help out around the house or something.

#1100:00:33.525→00:00:35.089

Besides, I have a gun.

#1200:00:35.089→00:00:37.367

Everything's for sale when you have a gun.

#1300:00:38.237→00:00:41.022

I know how to talk to these people; I've been to Haiti.

#1400:00:41.022→00:00:44.033

Les yeux de Dieu ne regardent pas beaucoup là.

#1500:00:44.643→00:00:46.834

Hey, is that some more ammo?

#1600:00:47.601→00:00:49.400

All right! High-five!

#1700:00:49.870→00:00:51.729

Well... forget it.

#1800:00:51.729→00:00:54.139

I am a little envious of those guys, actually;

#1900:00:54.139→00:00:56.509

just standing there next to things that could kill them.

#2000:00:56.509→00:00:58.005

I wish I could be like that.

#2100:00:58.005→00:01:00.290

Just not care whether I live or die.

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Considering every retarded risk I've taken this morning,

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you'd think I don't care, but I do.

#2400:01:06.388→00:01:07.609

I don't want to die.

#2500:01:07.609→00:01:10.884

I want other people to die FOR me.

#2600:01:10.884→00:01:13.247

SCIENTIST: Rescued at last! Thank GOD you're here!

#2700:01:13.247→00:01:14.615

Ah, the rescue team!

#2800:01:14.615→00:01:15.927

[machine gun fire]

#2900:01:15.927→00:01:18.342

Or, um... what?

#3000:01:18.342→00:01:22.711

Okay, I can understand shooting someone running at you screaming, but...

#3100:01:22.711→00:01:25.426

I dunno, this feels shady.

#3200:01:25.426→00:01:27.040

Is there another way out of here?

#3300:01:27.040→00:01:29.189

I think this guy's in a bad mood.

#3400:01:29.189→00:01:31.695

No... all right, fine.

#3500:01:31.695→00:01:33.501

I'll try and go make friends,

#3600:01:33.501→00:01:35.734

even though that always ends up the same way.

#3700:01:36.229→00:01:39.864

See, he's not even trying to plant a gun on him or hide the body.

#3800:01:39.864→00:01:44.133

That's a bad sign. Like this is just another day at work for him.

#3900:01:44.133→00:01:46.927

I'll at least give him some warning so I don't sneak up on him.

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HECU: Maintain lookout.

#4100:01:48.605→00:01:50.229

This guy's jumpy.

#4200:01:50.229→00:01:51.547

Hey, killer. What's up?

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[machine gun fire]

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[machine gun fire] God! Jesus! Shit...

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Dammit.

#4600:01:54.605→00:01:56.434

Diplomacy sucks!

#4700:01:57.234→00:01:58.033

[machine gun fire] OW!

#4800:01:59.752→00:02:01.447

Man, what's your problem?!

#4900:02:01.447→00:02:03.788

And why are you shooting everyone?!

#5000:02:03.788→00:02:06.131

I'm taking this gun away from you, mister.

#5100:02:06.131→00:02:09.002

You're obviously not mature enough to handle it.

#5200:02:09.002→00:02:11.800

Now, you sit there and think about what you've done.

#5300:02:11.800→00:02:15.414

Somebody needs to explain what the term "rescue" means to that guy.

#5400:02:15.414→00:02:18.243

It does NOT mean whatever he thinks it means.

#5500:02:18.243→00:02:19.669

Well, more ammo.

#5600:02:19.669→00:02:23.117

I wish I could save all this for a rainy day, but the way this day's going,

#5700:02:23.117→00:02:25.526

it must be pouring outside right now.

#5800:02:25.526→00:02:29.506

Not that I'd know anything about that; I'm still stuck in these catacombs.

#5900:02:29.506→00:02:32.003

So, yeah, guess I just killed a guy.

#6000:02:32.003→00:02:34.368

Totally on purpose this time.

#6100:02:34.368→00:02:37.467

I'll just keep on moving and not really think about that.

#6200:02:38.171→00:02:40.235

SCIENTIST: Don't kill me! I'm with the Science Team!

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Hey, me too, but you go on first just in case they're not cool with that.

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[machine gun fire]

#6500:02:45.913→00:02:48.864

Yeah, see, I'm just getting some bad vibes here.

#6600:02:48.864→00:02:50.912

Is there another floor I can get off on?

#6700:02:50.912→00:02:52.959

I think this is the wrong one.

#6800:02:52.959→00:02:54.144

No...

#6900:02:54.144→00:02:55.639

Well, maybe I'm being a pessimist,

#7000:02:55.639→00:02:59.278

but I just don't think I'm going to get along with these guys.

#7100:02:59.278→00:03:03.462

It's like a throwback to high school where everyone had their--oh, more ammo--

#7200:03:03.462→00:03:07.748

where everyone had their own cliques and you had to watch what you said to which group.

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I guess the difference is here there won't be so much drama.

#7400:03:10.776→00:03:14.369

We all have guns so we should be able to work out our differences pretty quickly,

#7500:03:14.369→00:03:16.634

and won't have to draw this out over the school year.

#7600:03:17.182→00:03:18.133

CUT IT OUT!

#7700:03:19.907→00:03:23.324

SEE, YOU GUYS PROBABLY NEVER GOT OVER THIS CRAP FROM HIGH SCHOOL!

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I WENT ON TO COLLEGE!

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OW!

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I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!

#8100:03:29.462→00:03:30.834

You guys are dicks!

#8200:03:31.443→00:03:33.413

I know what's going on here.

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Every one of you wants to be the big hero for rescuing us

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but you can't decide so you fight over it.

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Instead of taking turns, you just shoot anyone who walks out the door

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so that no one else can take credit for the rescue.

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God damn!

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Congratulations!

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You won the prize!

#9000:03:49.728→00:03:51.133

You're all dead.

#9100:03:52.764→00:03:53.467

Yuck...

#9200:03:54.450→00:03:57.362

So, how many people have I killed now? Three or four?

#9300:03:57.362→00:04:02.600

I think that one guy killed his buddy with a grenade, which doesn't surprise me at all.

#9400:04:02.600→00:04:04.267

Okay, left... right...

#9500:04:06.164→00:04:08.793

I'll go this way, I'll just crawl this time.

#9600:04:08.793→00:04:09.926

Save my back.

#9700:04:09.926→00:04:12.632

I still don't even know what any of these lasers do,

#9800:04:12.632→00:04:15.173

just that it's probably not good.

#9900:04:15.173→00:04:19.048

I don't think these are like those coupon dispensers at the grocery store.

#10000:04:19.048→00:04:22.778

Man, I don't think I want to go this way; I'm just going to turn around.

#10100:04:22.778→00:04:25.137

So, yeah. I'm killing people now.

#10200:04:25.137→00:04:29.527

But that was NOT murder. That was TOTALLY self-defense.

#10300:04:29.527→00:04:33.104

Just because I had a submachine gun doesn't change anything.

#10400:04:33.104→00:04:35.368

It just lets me defend more efficiently.

#10500:04:35.368→00:04:37.499

I haven't murdered anyone.

#10600:04:37.499→00:04:39.202

Err, not today, anyway.

#10700:04:39.202→00:04:41.339

All right, where am I going?

#10800:04:41.339→00:04:44.874

I think I did a U-turn again; this looks like a dead end.

#10900:04:44.874→00:04:47.029

There's no steps, of course.

#11000:04:47.029→00:04:50.477

Well this conveyor might go somewhere, but it's going the wrong way.

#11100:04:50.477→00:04:52.200

Yeah, I don't wanna--WHOA!

#11200:04:53.573→00:04:56.529

Okay, fuck this. There's gotta be another way out of here.

#11300:04:56.529→00:04:58.667

Oh, hey, I can just climb up there.

#11400:04:59.363→00:04:59.801

Okay...

#11500:05:02.413→00:05:04.588

HECU: No sign objective, sir.

#11600:05:04.588→00:05:05.534

Oh no.

#11700:05:06.976→00:05:08.888

So, we going to play nice, or...?

#11800:05:08.888→00:05:10.534

HECU: Movement! Shit! Nope.

#11900:05:12.269→00:05:15.152

Well, looks like my armor's better than yours.

#12000:05:15.152→00:05:18.558

And I'll just loot your bodies because that's how I roll.

#12100:05:18.558→00:05:22.451

And that puts me at six or seven counts of self defense.

#12200:05:22.451→00:05:23.267

All right.

#12300:05:24.627→00:05:28.300

Heeeeyyyyy! "Surface Access"!

#12400:05:29.084→00:05:29.968

Yes!

#12500:05:31.288→00:05:32.234

Score!

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[exhale]

#12700:05:34.817→00:05:39.716

Y'know, I think murder used to be legal in Texas, if it was in your house

#12800:05:39.716→00:05:42.367

and your wife was having sex with another man.

#12900:05:42.858→00:05:45.399

Hm, maybe you had to be drunk, too.

#13000:05:45.399→00:05:48.300

They have drive-through beer stands in Texas.